#12 THE BARBIE MOVEMENT

26 05 2010

Now, first off, let me say this! This is not at all an attack on Nicki Minaj in any way, because as Lil Wayne says…

“She Got That Good Good,  She Michael Jackson Bad, I’m Attracted To Her, For Her Attractive Ass.” (even though she raps like William Hung and Lil Kim had a retarted baby together)

…and speaking of NICKI’S ASS…here’s the BUT.  …BUT this Barbi Movement that Nicki’s started is really getting on my last fuckin nerve. First off, wanting to be like Barbie should be as innocent as a little boy liking The Power Rangers…BUT this Barbie Shit has spread out into Grown Ass BOOGAWOLF Women calling themselves Barbie’s. And not just Grown Women…but even the worst type of woman…HOODRATS!!! Hoodrats have taken to the Barbie Movement like they are truly going to somehow live vicarously thru Barbie the Toy’s life… It’s almost like in their mind they want to emulate Barbie as if to say “BARBI WAS A BAD BITCH!” Which is understandable considering that TO A HOODRAT Toy Barbie appears to live a GLAMOROUS LIFE if you factor in….

  • Barbie’s always shopping and has Endless Amounts of Money. Recession Proof Barbie!
  • Barbie’s Bedroom looks like it’s modeled after a Whore’s Dream Home…inside the PLAYBOY MANSION. Hoedown Barbie!
  • The Love of her life/Babydaddy Ken lived with HER and was there for Barbie at her disposal.  BabyMama Barbie!
  • Without a Steady Job she managed to have a Malibu Beach House and a Corvette. GoldDigger Barbie aka Superhead Barbie.

And Not to mention the biggest attraction of them all:

  • SHE’S THE QUEEN OF LACEFRONTS!! HairDid Barbie.

Now I know that Black Women are at a loss for SuperHeros, BUT BARBIE?? C’MON BOO!! Barbie unbeknownst to most, had an array of black friends over the years, like Christie, Kara and Grace but out of all of them, I never saw K’Shawdrikanisha with the Burgundy Hair streaks Barbie….ANYWAY… if I see another one of these MEGARATS claiming to be a Barbie or with Barbie in their Twitter screenname, Im callin em out.

THERE’S A LOT OF THINGS I’M COOL WITH…BUT “THE BARBIE MOVEMENT”…

…IMCOOLONTHAT!!

Just too far….

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#4 THE NECK TATTOO

30 11 2009

THE NECK TATTOO by Guest Blogger….Priya Prasad

What is this Neck Tattoo ‘trend’ running rampant in our society these days?? I mean, I get it if you have been to prison a multitude of times, and your hopes of working in Corporate America have been bashed against the Plymouth Rock and shattered in a thousand pieces. Then, PLEASE feel free to TAT up every inch of your neck and face. But, DO NOT look at me seriously and tell me that you have high goals in the finance world, or running for any kind of political office when your neck reads “Sharonda Watkins” with a heart around it…Or “All Eyez on Me” in Japanese letters with a Gun shooting off two rounds on top of it.

Why is it that recently this crazy FAD has taken over the streets? Ever since Lil’ Wayne stepped on the scene it seems like the general population is trying their DAMNEDEST to get tear drops embedded on their face.  REALLY?? Is this the future our children have to look forward too…maybe get a TRAMP STAMP when you graduate from middle school, and one TEAR DROP for every year of high school you complete. When you graduate from college you get: “YOU KNOW IT BITCH!” tattooed on your neck.

Even Chris Brown is in on it. When he first came out he was a good looking, preppy, MJ-ish dancing kid…now he is a woman beating NECK TATTOO having WANNABE THUG Man Boy. ROLE MODEL?? I think not. Who ARE these NECK TATTOO role models anyways? Do kids wake up one morning dying to be like..Bird Man? or how about,  “Mommy one day I want to make out with Lil Wayne and tell everyone… I’m havin his Baby.!”
I think they should have regulations against such atrocities…

“SECTION 8 DENIED…IF YOUR NECK IS DYED!”

Maybe that will make people strive for excellence…… instead of NECKcellence.

There are a lot of things I am cool WITH…..BUT “NECK TATTOO’S”???  ….IM COOL ON THAT!!!

PRIYA PRASAD - @pri4priya