Political Crusaders like Martin Luther King, Jr. Malcolm X, and the lovely Rosa Parks fought for Civil Rights and Freedoms that we now sometimes take for granted. They fought for Equality, Liberty, and the further Pursuit of Happiness for Minorities, and after all of that, can you please tell me one thing in this day and age..WHY IN THE FUCK ARE PEOPLE STILL EATING CHITTERLINGS??!!!
This is WAAAAY beyond me, why AFTER SLAVERY HAS BEEEEEN OVER fools still feel the need to eat THE COLON OF A PIG! Not the Colon of a Goat, who primarily has a Vegetarian diet, but they still WANT to eat PIG ASSHOLE. Look, I don’t care how far in the South you live and or how much of a Delicacy you THINK they are…IT’S NOT A FUCKIN DELICACY! So let’s define Delicacy…Shall we?..
delicacy |ˈdelikəsē| noun ( pl. -cies)
1. the quality of being delicate, in particular 2. a choice or expensive food
For 1. Chitlin’s aren’t DELICATE
For 2. Chitlin’s aren’t EXPENSIVE
But 3. Chitlin’s are a not a CHOICE that even Slaves would’ve wanted in their Diet.
HERE’S WHAT I KNOW ABOUT “CHITLIN’S” (aka SHITLIN’S)
- Slaves ate them because Slave Owners took the choice meats and left the Discarded Pieces to them.
- They SMELL to High Heaven…maybe because they were once full of SHIT!
- It has to be the most Disrespectful Piece of Meat that ANYONE could ever Serve.
- We live in the year 2000’s and are no longer FENDING FOR FOOD SCRAPS. Homeless people don’t even eat Chitlin’s. WTF!
- IF YOU HAVE TO CLEAN YOUR MEAT WITH BLEACH..SOMETHING IS NOT RIGHT!!!
- Anyone who thinks that they’re good are still TOO CLOSE TO SLAVERY and might not know that we have a BLACK PRESIDENT. (yeah, it actually happened!)
Like Doo-Doo didn’t just come out of, what you call, food that you just SLATHERED Hot Sauce ON! Did you think that the Hot Sauce will disintegrate or somehow burn the FECAL MATTER off of your tongue?
Once you’ve realized that you’ve gotten your FREEDOM PAPERS, you can know that you no longer have to eat PIG ENTRAILS anymore. And for those that want to leave me a comment like…”DAMN YOU NILE EVANS, CHITLIN’S TASTE GREAT!” I then want you to take your Hat off ,Curl it up in your hands and after doing a Handbone dance for me, REWRITE your comment like you would really say it ..”NO SIR, BOSS! I LOVES ME SOME CHITLINS! THEYS GOOD!”
THERE’S A LOT OF THINGS IM COOL WITH…BUT CHITLIN’S…I’M COOL ON THAT!
COMMENTS ARE APPRECIATED(below)!