Now, first off, let me say this! This is not at all an attack on Nicki Minaj in any way, because as Lil Wayne says…
“She Got That Good Good, She Michael Jackson Bad, I’m Attracted To Her, For Her Attractive Ass.” (even though she raps like William Hung and Lil Kim had a retarted baby together)
…and speaking of NICKI’S ASS…here’s the BUT. …BUT this Barbi Movement that Nicki’s started is really getting on my last fuckin nerve. First off, wanting to be like Barbie should be as innocent as a little boy liking The Power Rangers…BUT this Barbie Shit has spread out into Grown Ass BOOGAWOLF Women calling themselves Barbie’s. And not just Grown Women…but even the worst type of woman…HOODRATS!!! Hoodrats have taken to the Barbie Movement like they are truly going to somehow live vicarously thru Barbie the Toy’s life… It’s almost like in their mind they want to emulate Barbie as if to say “BARBI WAS A BAD BITCH!” Which is understandable considering that TO A HOODRAT Toy Barbie appears to live a GLAMOROUS LIFE if you factor in….
- Barbie’s always shopping and has Endless Amounts of Money. Recession Proof Barbie!
- Barbie’s Bedroom looks like it’s modeled after a Whore’s Dream Home…inside the PLAYBOY MANSION. Hoedown Barbie!
- The Love of her life/Babydaddy Ken lived with HER and was there for Barbie at her disposal. BabyMama Barbie!
- Without a Steady Job she managed to have a Malibu Beach House and a Corvette. GoldDigger Barbie aka Superhead Barbie.
And Not to mention the biggest attraction of them all:
- SHE’S THE QUEEN OF LACEFRONTS!! HairDid Barbie.
Now I know that Black Women are at a loss for SuperHeros, BUT BARBIE?? C’MON BOO!! Barbie unbeknownst to most, had an array of black friends over the years, like Christie, Kara and Grace but out of all of them, I never saw K’Shawdrikanisha with the Burgundy Hair streaks Barbie….ANYWAY… if I see another one of these MEGARATS claiming to be a Barbie or with Barbie in their Twitter screenname, Im callin em out.
THERE’S A LOT OF THINGS I’M COOL WITH…BUT “THE BARBIE MOVEMENT”…
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Just too far….
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all i have to say is interesting nile cause i dont know ish about the barbie movement
LMAOOOO!!!!!!!! Well fucking said! Truth stand up!!! You have literally validated everything I’ve felt since this whole “Barbie” bullshit started. Better b-day present than sextips lol
man im tired of that shit 2 i totally agree
U forgot heidi off the hills that got all that damn surgery to look like barbie lol…and what makes it even more sad is that little girls see this stuff and thinks its ok and cute to do it too…these adults need to get it together and teach the younger generations to be something besides “hoodrat barbie”, babymama barbie etc.
once a person decides the make their human body look like a barbie they are no longer allowed to be a role model. I mean seriously… Heidi don’t even look like herself anymore
Heidi is a white girl.. U expect them
to want to be Barbies.. Barbie is white.. This is about sista’s screaming Barbie without knowing Barbies history. Just saying. Nice comment otherwise .
couldn’t have said it betta myself. Tired of this cabbage patch chicks thinking they barbies
LOL @ “…cabbage patch chicks thinking they barbies”
Damn. Can you just go stand in a corner
“even though she raps like William Hung and Lil Kim had a retarted baby together” bahahahahahaha i almost stopped reading and said a prayer for laughing so hard at that
Good shit bay! Never would a woman (a real one anyway) compare herself 2 a barbie.. a fake plastic man made THING.. Nicki gettin paid for bein a babrbie but these regular ass bitches w/no chance of a bright future aren’t! GROW UP BITCHES! Annndd
@ the boy barbie! Smh..
Funny and true. I like the breakdown of the Barbie
This is hilarious. I agree chicks can’t look up to our First Lady or our newest Supreme Court justice? Come on ladies…a doll? Btw what is a Nicki Minaj
Wooooooow. Good job calling out these fake beeches Nile. Hilarious!
…and oh my goodness with that Barbie boy. That’s just not right.
I agree….
yall got Dollface Barbie fuxked upp .
but “that’s cutee for you”
lol
When u go in, YOU GO IN…nothing but the truth in all of that, feel the same way
Thank you!! This Barbie madness has gotten out of control. The only time I want to hear a grown behind woman talking about being Barbie is on Halloween.
omfg finally someone has spoke the damn truth u took the words right of my mouth, when it crosses over to the hood it has went to far, barbie boy gtfo smh…… this one is too funny niles…im cool on that wit u
HA! Sooooo true. Sad about no superheroes, but-like you said-c’mon! Keep it up, Nile! Love it & def not “cool on” you!
One of my friends posted a tweet I completely agree with it says her “I am a Barbie bitch” him “No bitch your a human” and I can’t agree with you more
I gotta say, there’s NOTHING that kills me more than the names you come up with…K’shawndrikanisha? LMFAO forealll!!!!!!!!!!!
True, it’s mostly the mudducks And hoodrats that refer to themselves as “Barbie” lol humm…..guess they would like to like in that dream world of being pretty and havin money.
Great post Nile, very entertaining
Lmao gold digger barbie, hoedown barbie, hairdid barbie too funny. Never looked at barbie like that. No wonder whys so many of us females are screwed up… barbie gave us an unrealistic view of life when we were kids.
What’s next? Crippin’ Barbie, Weed Head Barbie, Pole dancer Barbie…I say we start marketing this stuff. Imagine the money we’d make just on the accessories. Just sayin’!
Thank you telling MEGARAT Barbie she is non-existant in the REAL WORLD. Barbie doesn’t care about them. Love your post
I had no idea that there was a whole array of Barbie wana- be’s . Hmmm learn something new everyday … As usual , your post was informative & hilarious .
What’s hilarious is to hear Nikki’s explanation of why she considers herself a “Harajuku Barbie”. First of all she can hardly pronounce the word ( I’m pretty sure spelling it might cause her problems as well), and her whole explanation of it being a culture is… shit, actually quite remarkable since she got a whole “movement” standing behind this BS!! Okay carry on Barbie Bitches, this is obviously not my quarrel.
I completely agree. This is not to say I don’t like Nicki Minaj becuz she can actually truly play the barbie roll, she don’t really work… she got groupies…. and she wears more weave than the biggest hood-rat, but the problem is all these REGULAR ass BASIC bitches claiming to be a barbie working at pay-less or baskin-robbins. I’m sick of it, too! We #dead to all this barbie (not to mention the boy barbies and ken) nonsense!
This is so hilarious and true. I thought the Barbie thing was a joke at first, but it has really affected allot of young women’s minds. They are so desperate to relate or immulate someone instead of embrace individuality. Nicki Minaj needed a gimmick to standout in the rap game-ALL RAPPERS HAVE GIMMICKS! Thanks for the great article Nile!
What’s funny is that I know the “barbie boy” he’s actually a drag queen. Even funnier that he was the one mediatakeout.com accused Evan Ross of dating or something to that effect. Too bad I don’t have his myspace link anymore, seeing as I deleted mine when I became an adult lol
Dollface Barbie been a Barbie since 2005, before we knew who Nicki Minaj was so get off him. He’s authentic, them other hoes are wanna be replicas!! I’m valid proof of that, been watchin him a long time.
funny – i was literally laughing out loud….had no idea though that there was a “barbie movement” Am I that much out of the loop or am I just too busy living to pay attention? Good stuff Nile as always
omge thank yuh sooo much im so sick of gRown women\youngeR giRLs waLk`n aRound caLL`n themseLeveS baRbies I’ve neveR eveR been ah fan of baRbie its Like she’s seLL`n faLse dReams to LiL kidds &Nd as faR as these gRown women w/o ah mind of their own smh aspiRe to be sum10 otheR than pLastic!
I LOVE IT!!! YOU did it again!!
“Hoodrats have taken to the Barbie Movement like they are truly going to somehow live vicarously thru Barbie the Toy’s life”… Hilarious fam. You are totally right about the “Barbie Movement”; it has gone a little too far….
This statement is priceless; “Without a Steady Job she managed to have a Malibu Beach House and a Corvette. GoldDigger Barbie aka Superhead Barbie.” hahahaha
BRAVO!
GREAT deed callin’ out the deluted that choose to patronize this BS. It REEKS of extreme coonage! Why would one choose to emulate Barbie of all people/things? Oh yeah… nobody wants to be/look like the lady pioneers that broke through while embracing their heritage. I don’t think it’s Nicki or Beyonce’s responsibility to carry us (black women/girls) on their shoulders, but I do think that they have a degree of responsibility to us and their ancestors to display more than an affinity for unnatural perfection.
My dude.. THANK YOU! I actually posed the question on ” why the Barbie shit for sista’s ” a minute ago, I don’t even know who Nicky Minaj is , I thought she was a porn chick, so now I know and I’m still disgusted. Barbie was a white girls aspiration and while we don’t have many sista’s that our women want to emulate.. Oprah? Goonygoogoo.. Beyonce? Bald & The beautiful Lacefront queen… Halle? Mixed race chick.. Wendy Williams ?.. ____________, They must be about their own beauty and maintenance. Shouting “Barbie” is wack cause white people are saying ” Little ni**’er bitches, please! “, and if one more women tells me there were black barbies as an excuse.. I will just say this ” Little ni**’er bitch, PLEASE “
This is hilarious Nile!!!! And so on point….
Barbie… (B)asic (A)ss (R)etarded (B)road (I)n need of self (E)steem
Genius!
What’s wrong with the world?? The President’s wife can’t be a Black Woman’s role model, but a damn piece of plastic can?? It starts at home! Parents too lazy to put positive images in front of their little girls…instead, putting them on the floor and throwing a few plastic dolls down to keep them quiet… while they finish watching the last of the SOAPS (Another plastic problem)…when I was younger, my mom wanted me to play with dolls that looked like me…meaning Black dolls…..when I got to play with them…first I had to READ BOOKS, hell, and if I ran out, read the damn dictionary!! I was only allotted a certain amount of time to play….and when I did…I played with Black dolls…now, some may say, let a kid be a kid, but then when they grow up, they purchasing the VIP ticket to get a ride on the Barbie movement! Who wants to look like a damn plastic doll!!! This is just my opinion….you only want to be what you’ve been exposed too…sometimes better, sometimes worst… don’t GIVE them a reason to chose worst!!! Damn Identity crisis!!!
I COULDN’T HAVE SAID IT BETTER
They look more like blow up dolls than Barbie. Just my opinion.
H.I.L.A.R.I.O.U.S.!!!! 😉 LOL.. So true!!!
BoogaWolf #NuffSaid….I can’t stop laughing.
hahaha! that’s so funny that you just wrote about this. I have a friend who has transformed into Barbie. I’m not even kidding. She calls herself “Barbie”, bleached her hair, got a boob job, lip surgery, nose surgery, she only wears bright “barbie” looking clothes…and to top it of…she drives a white Jeep with the word “Barbie” painted on the sides so it looks like a big version of a toy barbie jeep! I literally just busted out laughing! haha! so Funny. Hmmm…I wonder if I can be bumble bee from the Transformers?!?! I already have the talking helmet! Talk about dream come true!
Oddly enough I was just informed of the “Barbie Movement” yesterday, it took me a minute to get the “huh?” look off of my face, and I’m still confused. SMH
LMAO @ the “What is a Nicki Minaj?” comment…and WTF is a Barbie boy? not sure if I’m supposed to laugh or be disgusted!?
This chick perplexes me.
Simply put…she’s more of a BUST than a BARBIE…
And this “fad” has GOT to go…
Lmao at the picture of the chick trying to look like Nicki Minaj… this whole barbie movement is dumb ass shit i see all types of women into this whole barbie bullshit like its real life.. this whole barbie movement is bullshit and needs to go asap…
lol…. wow. smh. whats this world coming to?
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Ood rat barbie!
hahaha def agree. but i have to say, this kinda sounds like when everybody started calling themselves ‘goons’…shit is dumb.
Papi you are so funny ROFLMAO
LOL ” (even though she raps like William Hung and Lil Kim had a retarted baby together)” that was wrong nut soooo funny!!! These heffas got on my nerves as soon as this stuff started
About time they get called on this shit.I can’t wait 4 this Barbie movement 2 be over & done!
damn, one again you have spread to the masses what is on my fuckin mind. sad thing is, you could’ve gone double time on that barbie IT at the bottom. I saw him at a bar once, got angry b/c i thought it was Lil’ Mama, then realized it was a male at some point, thought it was bow wow, but NO, NO, lo and behold, it was a barbie boy. there are plenty things i wish i couldn’t get arrested for, and beating his ass like his daddy didn’t was one of them. please please please keep on preaching. even lil kim doesn’t wanna be a barbie anymore, and u forgot, its nicki’s LACK OF ass… olbuttpadwearinwannabebarbieassnigga
Well said! As a black woman I agree, why Barbie? LMMFLSAO @ BOOGAWOLF!!! I love it Mr Evans!
omggggg.. this shit had me ROLLIN!!! I think the ghetto names aloneee that u come up with are hilarious! haha.. but whyyyyy didn’t ole girl’s friends tell her she looked a HOT mess with that wanna Nikki Minaj gear she got on?! WHOOOOOOOOOO does THAT!!???? and WHOOOO acually went out of the house WITH her ass?! #fail! ladies.. let GO of the Nikki Minaj/Barbie bullshit u are on right now!! that shit is NOT cute! smh..
OMG!!!! I’m literally ROFLMAO!!! Boogawolf? Megarat? Barbie Boy pic?! I agree 100% that if you’re not anywhere near Nicki Minaj’s calibur, please refrain from calling yourself “Barbie”. Just because it’s a “movement” doesn’t mean you become the object (fake ass plastic doll). Just stick to the cute terminology & leave the “Barbie” to Nicki. If you get the urge: SitYoAssDown.
I agree with everything you said NIle, and you said it WELL! Why in the hell would a grown woman want to be like Barbie… That is not a good look!! Grow yo ass up! You aren’t Barbie, you will never be Barbie this is so ridiculous. Shame on any grown ass woman trying to be Barbie. What in the Hell is going on anyway!!!
Glad I let my Barbie Fetish go when I started Middle school. This shit is hilarious!! Do these broads really think they cute? Lol!!
LOL….You sir have done it again. I loved it!!! When it comes to you, the truth is a platter best serviced funny. What I am trying to figure out is why would any grown woman want to be a barbie.
1) She is plastic (not real = fake) : as much as we live in a “keep 100” society there is nothing “100” about PLASTIC.
2)Barbie is a toy: which means she was meant for games to play dress up and do what you want to do with her. No brain of her own. So for a “Barbie” follower to have “I ain’t about no games” in their status is a total contradiction. *busting out megaphone* Attention Heffas toys are built for games….duh!
Lastly
3) Mattel never got around to making a Plus size Barbie. So for all my “thusky” (nile’s word)sistas walking around the club with a lime green tutus and high pink tights. FROM ONE FAT CHICK TO SEVERAL OTHERS FOR GOD SAKES STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE GIVING ALL US FAT CHICKS A BAD NAME OHHH AND THEY ARE NOT HATING ON UR STYLE THEY ARE LAUGHING IT.
Thank you again Nile it is always comforting to know you are not alone in a world full of clones. Stay Blessed:)
LMAOOO! Everyone has their own definition of Barbie…. but I always remember my Barbie doll with her ridiculous tiny waist, coloured eyes, beautiful hair, long legs & thick make-up packaged in her pale plastic skin. In 2009 – 2010 Barbie took a turn into Bulldog Barbie. Its abt time somebody spoke up to this shameless movement… If these women ever owned a Barbie doll growing up, u know u hv a lot to live up to. Unless u hv the exact measurements as the doll, it is preposterous to even consider yourself a Barbie. Ladies, you shld be happy being your unique self instead of imitating a plastic doll & quit giving little girls nightmares with your misinterpretation of a Barbie… Good job Nile on saying it like it is especially with your sense of humour!!
THANK YOU FOR THIS!!! I’m sooo sick of this barbie crap! And nan one of these bishes look a thing LIKE barbie. And the guy barbies… well, I won’t even get into that. BLEH!
LOL @ Megarats….as usual funny but true and for me Im tired of Mikki Ninja no talent azz too, can we make her and all people calling themselves Barbie disappear like all the people from Flava of Love have…lol
hahahahhahaha nile this is too awesome! i couldnt agree more
Another reason why sista’s can’t validate and affirm who they are. The BARBIE movement since the begining didn’t want to recognize AFRICAN AMERICANS and our greatness. Even when mattel slapped an afro on barbie she still didn’t represent who we are. Everyone gets understanding of self at certain level in life but before you go teaching another youth that its ok to look like someone or something other than yourself, do us all a favor and define your own greatness and super shero with in! Blessed!
Wow! Hillarious!!! I didnt even realize there was a barbie movement!! I think in this case…ignorance is bliss! (for me anyway)
Nile ol’ buddy ol’ pal…once again you cease to amaze me with your cleverly written article…quite entertaining!…and the pics?!?!? absolutely priceless! I guess I’m just getting up there in age and can’t keep up with all of the different trends b/c I had no idea that being like Barbie is now a movement?!?!? one that I hope stops lol…I see alot here (monstrosity, atrosity, etc) but I definitely don’t see ANY resemblence of Barbie…thanks for the laugh!
OMG!!!! I’m dead off the pics alone! And “Megarats” “Boogawolf’s” LMMFAOOOOO! This blog is soooooo true but sooooo funny at the same time! Thank u for making my Friday with this one.
Boogawoof is right…..geez! It’s gettin out of control…..yeah, they’re pretending 2 b grown ass women….smdh
I’m sure you pissed off a lot of the Barbie-wanna-bees… but WHO CARES! Loves it!
THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Btw… is that Dollface Barbie picture posted above real???????????? Say it ain’t so.
hilarious! lmao!!!!!
Thank you! Thank you!…lmfao!!! Finally someone has said it..I’m so tired of theses barbie bitches a.k.a cabbage patch kids that its crazy!!!
This is the epitome of why i love imcoolonthat its pure truth. The barbie movement needs to hurry up and die before my daughter turns 2 so that there is no chance that she can even think about being a nicki style barbie. There is nothing cute about a child thinking its ok to try to be plastic and it definitely is not cool for grown women to think it either.
So true! Everybody wants too be a Barbie. Some need too change their Twitter name too CabbagePatch Barbie..
oh my gosh funniest blog ever! long time twitter fan first time blog reader lol and i have to agree with everything you’ve written here 🙂 definately recomending this blog to everyone i no.
P.s i am a victim of myspace posing & thnx to your blog i now see the light haha x
I AGREE WITH ALL OF THE ABOVE NILE..I NEVER WANTED TO BE A BARBIE GROWING UP ..CUZ SHE NEVER HAD ASS. ALL THE DOLLS I GREW UP WITH HAD BIG BREAST AND NO ASS..THAT WAS THE MESSAGE SENT TO LIL BLACK GIRLS..THATS WHAT THE FUCK WRONG WITH TIGER WOODS..BARBIES..NOW THEY HAVE BRAT DOLLS.. THE HOOD CHILDS BARBIE EQUIVELENT..NO THANKS. BARBIE IS AND WAS, A GLORIFIED WHITE CHICK ON A PEDESTAL..BLONDE HAIR BLUE EYES FLAT ASS BIG BOOBS.. BE LIKE THIS DOLL GIRLS..LIL KIM WANTED TO AND SHE DID BECOME FAKE JUST LIKE THE BARBIE..NOW “NIKI ME NOT” TAKING IT TO A WACK LEVEL..AT LEAST LIL KIM HAD FLOWS..NIKKI.. HER SKILLS ARE GARBAGE…AND SO IS HER MESSAGE TO YOUNG WOMEN
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!! Nile has done it again!!!!!!!!!!
DEAD!!!! @ those pics!!!!!!
I am so with you on the whole Barbie movement. As a former Barbie collector (when I was 5), I knew when to grow up and leave the Barbie dolls alone and start living life on the real. I am too through with the whole Barbie-ness and I believe you have covered everything on that subject!
people are nuts…
I guess the younger gen. Is feeling that silly barbie/Nicki M whack azz rappin sh*t.. And WTF up with the Barbie boy!… ☛OMG☚
I GUESS THESE HOEZ CALLIN DEY SELF FAKE..NEED I REMIND U HOEZ THAT BARBIE WAS PLASTIC..SO IF U CALL YOUR SELF BARBIE WHAT EXACTLY DO YOU MEAN.THAT YOU A FAKE ASS BITCH..I FEEL YOU WHOEVER WROTE THIS POST
LOL ALL OF TOU BITCHES TALKING SHIT, and look and nicki now she still on top
off topic, but look at all the people(mostly female) saying “fake bitches”…. it is good to be a real bitch? Last time I checked being a bitch in general was equal to being a female dog(who is basically only exists for breeding purposes). So to call someone else a “fake bitch”, is like saying your a “real bitch”….whatabout being a real woman? That something to be proud of