I know this is OLD, but I can’t say that the “Lil Mama Incident” isn’t still BOTHERING THE HELL OUT OF ME. I know that HATE IS SUCH A STRONG WORD…SO LETS JUST SAY…I’M COOL ON LIL MAMA.
How can a SINGLE “NOBODY” ruin…quite possibly the BEST ANTHEM SONG of this Decade (since Tupac’s California Love)? Jay-Z and Alicia Key’s “EMPIRE STATE OF MIND” is a masterfully composed song that will make any Non-New Yorker feel the Pulse of the Great City.
UNFUCKINFORTUNATELY…during one of the BEST EVER VMA PERFORMANCES THAT WE HAVE EVER WITNESSED…..A little CHICKENHEAD from Brooklyn by the name of Lil Mama was feeling the Pulse of the City a little too much… and RUINED IT FOR US ALL.
(ON STAGE) JAY-Z to LIL MAMA: “OH, SO YOU GONNA T-PAIN IT?” (referring to T-Pain jumping on stage UNINVITED to a Hov performace, weeks prior to the VMA’s)
Jay’s entrance was FLAWLESS!!! Pulling up, walking the hallway, taking the cap…then rising up on the stage like that to an ENGORGED RADIO CITY MUSIC HALL!!! Alicia “FINE ASS” Keys on THE KEYS singing the hook just like it sounds on the album!!! The crowd ERUPTS as they perform!!! I GET HYPED JUST THINKING ABOUT IT!!…..but NOW, I can’t even play the song without thinking about THIS Little MANFACED GIRL marching up on stage, like she had a verse… produced…wrote…composed….OR had ANYFUCKINTHING to do with the song.
BUT I KNOW WHAT HAPPENED….See, she figured that since she was on an MTV SHOW (A.B.D.C) that she had Carte Blanche at an MTV EVENT. Only because she thinks she’s got an EMPLOYEE PASS. I wish I coulda been there to tell her, ”HEY LIL BROAD….DON’T NOBODY KNOW YOU!” Then we all saw the later released video of BEYONCE trying to HOLD HER BACK. Now why wouldn’t you listen to JAY’S WIFE?? HIS OWN WIFE WOULDN’T HAVE JUMPED ON STAGE…. THAT’S JUST DISRESPECTFUL ON ALL LEVELS!!!!
Then MR. MAMA puts out that PSEUDO APOLOGY, where she NEVER actually apologizes, and said that she just got caught up, because the song was about HER CITY. WELLLL, HOW ABOUT…the rest of the NEW YORKERS that were in attendance at the Awards that DIDN’T jump they ass on stage? Man, I just STILL can’t stand the AUDACITY of this chick.
Now, I know right now you’re probably saying “BUT WHAT ABOUT KANYE?”…and I’ll say this…”
KANYE’S GOT HITS…LIL MAMA HAD A SINGLE.
KANYE’S GOT GRAMMY’S…LIL MAMA WONT BE INVITED TO THE GRAMMYS.
KANYE’S EXPECTED TO ACT A FOOL….LIL MAMA JUST LOOKS LIKE ONE.
BUT TO KANYE’S CREDIT… I CAN’T SAY I DIDN’T AGREE WITH HIM IN HIS STATEMENT. BEYONCE “DID” HAVE A BETTER ALBUM IN MY OPINION AS WELL. But I digress…..
“LIL BOW WOW THE GIRL needs to sit her ass down and not be seen for a long while…OR EVER AGAIN…..(WHICHEVER COMES FIRST).”
THERE’S A LOT OF THINGS I’M COOL WITH…..BUT LIL MAMA???… I’M COOL ON THAT (BROAD)!!!
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