WELCOME TO…. IM COOL ON THAT .COM!!!!
This site is dedicated to all the stuff… IM COOL ON!! I’ve said it before, that THERE’S AN INNER HATER IN ALL OF US! Yeah that mean s YOU TOO!!!! lol Anyway….as you can see above on the header are some of the pictures of the topics that I will be covering:
- MUFFIN TOPS
- THE STALLIONAIRES
- SKINNY JEANS
- LIL MAMA
- NUVO
- FROHAWKS
- LAMBO DOORS (ON A CAR OTHER THAN A LAMBO)
…just to name a few.
This will be a fun ride and I hope you enjoy, comment, and vent along with me.
imCOOLonTHAT.com 
Seems like fun. Can’t wait.
i laeving a coment on what u said about bootleg christianity that is so true what u said lol soe of those rules even apply 2 me that makes me think i need 2 seriously grow more in god keep writing this blog i like big ups
I love the idea for this website!
I’m cool on: faux-hawks, Hummer vehicles, Ed Hardy anything, shorts/sweatpants with wording printed on the butt, tight V-neck T-shirts on men, and people who walk really s-l-o-w on crosswalks.
sounds cool and funky! ‘-)) so what’s a lambo door??
congrats!!! Very anxious to see what is to come!! Will be exciting!!
Mr. Evans you one wild man…but I love it…get it!!!
Because I am pretty familiar with the way think…this will be pretty darn interesting. Looking forward to the laughs. THANK YOU NILE!!
Soundz like some SEVERE hilariousness, bruh…
Lookin forward to mo’ laffs from u!!
Stay blessed!
Im sooo cool on muffin-tops and skinny jeans, too, lol!!
Good shit homeboy. Can’t wait for the muffin top piece.
Good topic Miles. Yeah man, I have to agree that this frohawk thing has gotten a little out of hand. When I first saw it, I didn’t quite know what to think, I just kinda passed it off as the latest nigga-fad, rock star theme of the week because I first saw Puffy rockin’ it. Then next thing you know, this fade/mohawk thing started gaining popularity. It morphed from a mohawk to sort of an extra high Euro-fade, taper thing and at that point every other dude in the world started rocking it.
It was cool, but it’s had it’s moment in the sun and now it’s time to retire this style for good.
Interesting!
As far as Puffy, I think he’s going through some midlife crises! The Brohawk doesn’t do any justice for him!! Lets see if Puffy can pull off the short in back with long straight bangs that cover the eyes…ummm I’M COOL ON THAT!
Varieties of Mohawk hairstyle
Colored Mohawk or Colorhawk
-Nontraditional colored mohawks.
Blackhawk or Brohawk
-Basically an african american version of the Mohawk. style ripper
Deathhawk
-A Mohawk featuring voluminous teased hair common to the deathrock/gothic subcultures.
Fauxhawk or faux-hawk
-A “fake” Mohawk which approximates the style but without shaving the sides of the head. The fauxhawk is typically worn with a small but noticeable spike in the middle, though usually considerably shorter than many traditional mohawks. The style re-emerged in the late 2000s, one of the popular wearers being David Beckham. The fauxhawk is known in the Hoxton and Shoreditch districts of London as the “Hoxton fin.”
The ponyhawk or pony hawk is a type of fauxhawk created by a row of ponytails going down the middle of the head. This look was worn by contestant Sanjaya Malakar on an episode of the television show American Idol.
Halfhawk or tophawk
-A Mohawk that extends only from the forehead to the crown, on the top part of the wearer’s head, rather than to the nape of the neck.
Reverse Mohawk
-Rather than the strip of longer hair in the centre of the scalp, a reverse Mohawks features a shaved strip from the forehead to the nape of the neck leaving hair on either side of the line.
Sunhawk
-A Mohawk in which, rather than front to back, the unshaved hair extends over the head from side to side.
Rayhawk
-A short mohawk dyed bright blue named due to the popularity of the style among Tampa Bay Rays players, also popular with fans
Liberty-spike Mohawk
-A mohawk usually worn by punks and has spikes instead of a row. Mostly dyed to bright colors as blue, red, yellow, and purple.
Damn, a mohawk, fohawk, or a brohawk…what happened to the regular taper fellas shit or even a regular fade damn……KEEP IT SHORT AND SIMPLE STUPID!!!
lol I’m ready for them all haha you noted the muffin tops and the stallionares i cant wait!
I am waiting on pins and needles to see what you write about the “Stallionaaiiresss!”
I LOVE IT! NIle you always know how to put exatcly what I am thinking in to words!!!!!! CHURCHHHHH
I love it Nile great job. You are always coming up with great ideas, comments and str8t jokes. Keep it coming..Do the do!!
this is different. i like it!
WHAT IS A “MUFFIN TOP”?
LOLOLOLOL never mind i GOOGLED it….LOLOLOL i was wayyyyyy off…LOL
Lets see what else u have in store for us.
Fro-Hawk lol… love it….
funny as shit!!!
I enjoying laughing at your blogs. It is funny that we can laugh at ourselves and even some of the situations we have been in. You took a subject like Religion and make it funny without offending anyone. That is a true comedian. lmao but we all know someone who has been in the church blog , hell I was in it.
Can’t wait to read the stallionaires . I have been waiting since the first season of real chance of love for someone to roast them lil rainbow chase the skittles men.
hugs keep writing check out or google erica n. martin she is a great writer from detroit aand does blogs and she is published she helps others get jobs with magazines writing on celebs or if you ever do a book
I love u Nile. U are super funny not 2 mention handsome. U keeg me rolling on twitter so im def. Bookmarking the blog
THANK YOU MUCHO!!
I have read all the post so far and you my friend are f*cking hilarious and as equally important REAL! Keep it coming, I looking forward to reading more…..
Haha! Hilarious! Can’t wait to see what you have to say about the ‘Stallionaires’! Loving this site already. Usually I get my daily laugh from you via Twitter, but I will def be back!
Please follow me and keep me posted! http://twitter.com/chansica
Loves iiT!! Can’t wait jus read tha neck tattoos HILARIOUS!!!
That was sooooooo funny…Especially about the “myspace face”…so true!
I am so happy that I finally came and read your blog. My favorite posts were the ghetto baby names and neck tattoos. Now hurry up an write some more! LOL! The guest bloggers were awesome as well. Keep up the good job on here and twitter! BTW I can’t wait for the piece on Stallionaires, even though I do think you should give the Clipse another chance.