This POEM is inspired by every MAN, WOMAN, and PASTOR who has ever turned themself into a Cameraphone Model.
Cameraphone Model…….by Nile Evans
Cameraphone model…have you NO ENDS?
Or is it because you have no real Friends?
To take a nice picture, for your peeps to see,
Why does your bathroom always look DIRTY?
Because you take pics, while your getting ready,
For us just to think…. you’re kinda lookin heavy.
You are so clever, takin pics in the mirror,
The fog from the sink ..dont make your skin look clearer.
Pucker your lips and give the peace sign,
Phone please don’t ring, while I’m shooting this time!
Look over the shoulder to show us your ass,
Cameraphone model you have so much Class.
Show your tattoo, because its so pretty,
Does it say DAYQUAN, right there on your titty?
I’m eager to see your new profile pic,
And I’ll send you the new one, I took of my………..
*finger snaps*
THIS IS YOUR PASTOR!
THERE’S A LOT OF THINGS I’M COOL WITH…BUT “CAMERAPHONE MODELS”…
…IMCOOLONTHAT!!
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(Spanish accent) Goowow!
Haaa, But we need cellphone models, how else will get random titty pics from a chick you just met Lol
Yea, especially as we’re starting a new year…people have to leave these ghetto portraits in 2010′s bathrooms
Hi-lar-i-ous.
Lmaooooo I love you
Nile. that is def some funny mess for me to hear at 2am!!! LMBO!!
“The fog from the sink ..dont make your skin look clearer.” *Classic line*
Laughed so hard, i can now go to sleep!
Hilarious! They neeeeeeded to hear this one Nile…& is that a turd tho? Ughh smh…
I’m weak from laughing. Men and women alike do this. I admit, I have a few. NEVER with a big dookie in the pot. But I guess the bathroom give folks an extra boost of confidence. She had just dropped a load and was feeling herself… Not cool that she was still smelling herself, litterally.
HILARIOUS!!! You are a true poet!!!
I love your coolonthat posts You are the BEST!!!
This is too good. Nile you have done it again. Just when I thought I was the only one confused about what agency the “cameraphone models” were signed with. Thank you for the laughs!!
Lol! Nile you are too funny!
Great job as always Nile…that’s not my pastor
You are HILARIOUS Nile!!!!! lolllll
“…why does your bathroom always look dirty”….ha I love it. I can’t stand cell phone photographers. Glad you are putting it out there….I shall spread the word =0}
Loved the poem. Did you steal that from William Butler Yeats the great Irish poet?
Good one.
Who knew you could spit hot rhymes!!! Bathroom/cameraphone pics are played out like myspace…find a friend to help you out!
Hahahaha! too funny!
Im a cameraphone model with manners, no dirty bathroom pics or messy room! LMAOO! I enjoyed ur poem. Anyway apart frm the obvious, why her bra & panties don’t match? hahahahahaha………….Nile, share with us ur cameraphone pics ; ) Great topic as always : ))
I was just talking to my sister about this, now I am guilty of a couple pictures…but these chicks/dudes, mainly chicks with filth and scum in the backgraound and summers eve through the reflection of the mirror, dirty laundry or dishes…or a naked picture with a toddler sitting on the floor looking up at mommys booty.. #fail… haha camera phone models I’m cool on that too.
Hahaha!! Once again you had me dying laughing. The picture you posted is hilarious. You should take one just for the hell of it.
I have a question – If you’re that low budget that you think a shower curtain is the bomb ass back drop, then why not look at the picture first before you share it with everyone else, dummy???!!! Make sure you flush the toilet and clean the shower, pick those dirty clothes up and empty the damn garbage and most importantly, close the door so that your kids aren’t looking up at you hiking your leg up on the sink, trying to look sexy!!! Better yet, is there any other room in your shack that looks a little less disease infested??? This is just nasty! Major fail!!!!!!!!
#POW
i never understood the bathroom shots anyway O_o
HYSTERICAL!!! Yet…too true!
Nice flow! I especially like, “Show your tattoo, because its so pretty, Does it say DAYQUAN, right there on your titty?” Hilarious! That’s pure Seuss… well, except for the titty part.
Ummmmmm………yeah………….I…………(eyes shifting to the left) have NO idea why people take pictures of themselves in their bathroom mirrors…………. (??????????????) (ummmmm……I would, umm, NEVER do that…(ahem) EVER…(eyes shifting to the left.)
*SIGH* Okay, FINE! I do that. But at least my bathroom is clean, Nile………….and so are my pictures….(eyes shifting to the left!) lol, jk.
**cheesy grin**
I love reading your stuff. Thanks for sharing.
Wow…
LOL!! I was having a bad day until I read this:)
LOL @ “Does it say DayQuan on your titty”
I absolutely detest this fad, I learned on one social network be afraid of these people who have these shots as the majority of their posted pics #unstable #crazy LOL
That was a good read Nile.I was laughing my behind off; however, I didn’t have to see the gal with her “kid swimming in the pool in the background”. Yuck! I look forward to more reads.
Woooooow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahaahaa *deletes all pic phone pics off my facebook* hahaahahahah
I take lots of pics with my camera phone! But at least I flush the toilet! LOL! Good job!
that’s shit was hilarious…damn that pic says it all!!
That is classic!
Umm.. I loved the post.. but that first picture was double gross! (Always have a great laugh from your posts… thanks Nile!)
lol…thank you for bringing to light that bathroom+aliltoomuchtime= built in iPhone ‘inner ho’ app
OMG Nile!!!! Where did you find that 1st pic??? And yes…I am too am sooooooo sick and tired of seeing these camera phone models. Like seriously…get off yourself!
forget the turd, can she get a matching set of bra n panties?
you’re hilarious, Nile. you crack me up every time
It makes us look skinnier! LMAO U a fool!
this is too funny!! Iv taken a couple cameraphone self shots but always feel stupid after, so… yea…done with that.
I am a proud camera-phone model! I am thoroughly OFFENDED by this! I only take CLASSY photos! How dare you judge my profession by bootleg and classless wannabes that take horrid photos?!? Ugly, pucker faced, peace fingered, in the closet tight shirt wearing Bishops and fat lumpy cows cannot be compared to us REAL camera-phone models!! Hmph! However you are a brilliant writer and I will share this offensive writing with my fellow camera-phone model folks on facebook and twitter!
Keep up the fabulous work handsome!
I LOVE IT! I KNOW PEOPLE THAT DO THAT ALL THE TIME F’N HILARIOUS
lmao
LOL! CLASSIC!!!
This is thigh-slap-trip-over-your-own-feet funny! Beyond hysterical and of course so true! I wouldn’t expect anything less coming from you tho! LMAO @Camera Phone Model! I tell you, technology has given anyone with an ego too many means of outlets for their single-self-marketing! Uuugh! Love your creative take on it!
*Ad-Lib* Why must you put your camera so high, so that all we can see is your angled eye? You look like you’re from OZ- a Lion, Tiger or Bear OH MY! Perhaps you should practice being phone-camera shy!
these people are soo sad…lol…and im sad for knowing some of them…hahahahaha
☛Lmao☚☺